Zachary Quinto as Spock: Alien Races

I think it's relatively healthy and extremely important for every girl growing up to have a crush on an actor portraying an alien race. Why? Because that when our young minds are starting to realize the somewhat strange looking people have a better chance of being into that freaky shit. Tentacles, 8 eyes, big foreheads, multiple tongues, and talons: imagine the possibilities with those appendages. For one second. Think about it. See what I mean?

Now since I never got past that stage of getting crushes on sci fi characters, we're going to examine the babe known as Zachary Quinto in the roll of a young Spock on the newest Star Trek film. Could you imagine what it would be like to abducted by a babe of such logic and beauty? I bet sex doesn't even interest this motherfucker other than a form of reproduction, and what is more exciting that forcing an emotionless being to penetrate you; grabbing this deep space dick champ by those pointy ears, and just sitting on it while he's trying to explain to you the capabilities of worm holes and how he found the last digit to pi. What if he fucking mind melded with you while he went warp speed into your love gash? Imagine that shit. Tell me it you wouldn't lose your goddamn mind feeling what it would be like for a Vulcan cock to barf cum. And you know what? Just to spite that smug son of a bitch Captain Kirk, I'd make him pound me in the Captain's chair. Fuck it, I'd lick his eyebrows too. Just to say I did. Live long and prosper, Spock... Inside of my vagina.